beiging - the act of making something bland
delight year* - the amount of progress made in one year in any pursuit of delightful prettiment
decorious - of or relating to a notorious decor statement that is either gloriously good or bad
eco-pretty - both pretty and ecologically friendly; prettiness that helps improve the environment beyond just aesthetics
fabulary* - vocabulary needed to properly converse on the state of fabulous prettiness in the world
fakeover - a makeover that isn't that much of a makeover at all or that doesn't offer any fresh ideas [On many shows you'll hear the same stale advice given in many ways: "Move the couch, get rid of all your crap and make everything beige."]
fug - f***ing ugliness, in any form
fugly - f***ing ugly, in any form; extremely ugly in spirit
fugment - the state of being fugly; the presence of fug; a fugly thing; a regiment of fugly beings
fugify - to make fugly; the opposite of prettify
geekspace - the vast realm of techie stuff and techie mumbo-jumbo
goodie-girl* - a female, most often in an office setting, who frequently brings over-the-top treats or baked goodies she made -- as she will remind you -- from scratch at home; a Betty Crocker show-off
loverfly* - someone who spreads their love for something wherever they go
manover - a makeover to make a guy look more masculine and manly
melamine - a plastic resin often used to make durable, shatter-resistant partyware
pizazzter* - a design makeover initiated with the intention of adding "PIZAZZ!" to a space, but ultimately turning out to be a hideous disaster [Ever see Hildi's glue-gunned flower bathroom on 'Trading Spaces'?]
plasticrap - chintzy furniture, decor, toys, gifts, etc., made of plastic
prettiment - the state of prettification; a realm of prettiness
pretty zone - a specific area determined to be the prettiest within a geographic location
status art - art that's trendy because its high price tag is well-known, making it a perfect status symbol
*Term coined by Pretty Patrol
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